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By Xaviera Hollander

How did you first know about intercourse? when you grew up within the Nineteen Seventies, it might probably were from a gleefully lusty travel advisor named Xaviera Hollander

In the past due Nineteen Sixties -- that period of sexual chaos, while Playboy golf equipment and love-ins have been competing for nationwide realization -- a gorgeous, clever younger Dutch secretary named Xaviera de Vries moved to manhattan, grew rapidly bored with her table activity . . . and shortly turned the main seen and glamorous madam town had ever noticeable. As Xaviera Hollander, she released an incredibly candid account of her existence in the back of the brothel door. The chuffed Hooker shot immediately to the pinnacle of the bestseller lists, bought greater than fifteen million copies, and made this enterprising younger lady a world phenomenon.

Thirty years later, those delightfully specific stories of the '60s and '70s swingers' scene -- together with numerous jaw-dropping tales of lesbianism, bondage, fetishism, and extra -- stay as titillating as ever, charged with the combination of wise remark and uninhibited urge for food that made Hollander an impossible to resist storyteller. The satisfied Hooker is a vintage: the world's maximum e-book at the world's oldest profession.

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