An fundamental reference for somebody who is familiar with the way to read—or desires to idiot humans into considering they do—The humorous factor Is... is certain to make you laugh.
Ellen DeGeneres released her first publication of comedian essays, the number one bestselling My Point...And I Do Have One, long ago in 1996. no longer one to relaxation on her laurels, the witty megastar of degree and display has considering devoted her existence to writing a hilarious new publication. That publication is that this book.
After years of painstaking, round the clock study, surviving on an insignificant twenty mins of sleep an evening, and taking part with lexicographers, plumbers, and mathematicians, DeGeneres has crafted a piece that's either effortless to exploit and extremely humorous. together with her trademark ramblings, The humorous factor Is... comprises hundreds of thousands of succinct insights into her psyche and provides leading edge beneficial properties including:
-More than 50,000 uncomplicated, brief phrases prepared in sentences that shape paragraphs.
-Thousands of observations on daily life -- from negative style tendencies to the way to deal with seating preparations for a Sunday brunch with Paula Abdul, Diane Sawyer, and Eminem.
-All twenty-six letters of the alphabet.
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