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By Frankie Boyle

Interpreting Scotland's Jesus could be like being referred to as into the lounge through your baby shouting that they see a bit pink dot at the head of a television newscaster, then using the white sizzling bullet in the course of the propaganda circuitry of his or her exploding mind. It's a humorous booklet in regards to the information, partially since it used to be determined pornographic e-book approximately Scottish Independence wouldn't particularly promote.

In chapters starting from foreign Politics to the Animal international, Scotland's Jesus is permitted the chance to exhibit his more and more unsympathetic worldview and disintegrating psyche. A torrent of jokes approximately contemporary occasions give you the framework for a broader philosophical depression. Frankie Boyle makes use of the tales of the preferred press as a springboard to give an explanation for the character of truth and the main points of our enslavement to mirthless company Warlocks.

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