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Download E-books Can Holding in a Fart Kill You?: Over 150 Curious Questions and Intriguing Answers PDF

MORE THAN 2 hundred enjoyable FACTS—FROM BAFFLING and peculiar TO exciting AND ENLIGHTENING
This curious, fascinating selection of trivialities will shock and intrigue readers with striking solutions to questions like:
•Is Jurassic Park possible?
•What motives “the shakes” after ingesting loads of alcohol?
•Why do canine stroll in circles ahead of mendacity down?
•What makes popcorn pop?

The follow-up to the bestselling What Did We Use prior to rest room Paper?, Can conserving in a Fart Kill You? has much more enjoyable and interesting trivialities. ideal for the ever-curious minutiae lover, this ebook is the final word in really amazing info. From foolish to critical to outright strange, this expansive assortment bargains stunning solutions and unforeseen evidence on every little thing from historical past and technology to popular culture and nature. From the standard to the fantastical—it's all here.

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Download E-books The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins (Classic Seuss) PDF

By Dr. Seuss

Have fun the seventy fifth birthday of this vintage treatise on bullying through Dr. Seuss with our new foil-covered, color-enhanced Anniversary version! As topical this present day as while it was once first released in 1938, The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins is the tale of a tender peasant (the similar as in Bartholomew and the Oobleck—a Caldecott Honor Award-winner), and his unjust remedy by the hands of King Derwin. whereas The 500 Hats is one in all Dr. Seuss's earliest and lesser identified works, it's however completely Seussian and addresses topics that we all know the great surgeon used to be captivated with all through his lifestyles: the abuse of strength (as in Yertle the Turtle and Horton Hears a Who); contention (as in The Sneetches); and naturally, zany stable humor (as in The Cat within the Hat and the forty three different books he wrote and illustrated)! on hand for a constrained time merely, it is a ideal option to introduce new readers to an outdated vintage, or to present present lovers.

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Download E-books Exit Laughing: How Humor Takes the Sting Out of Death (Io) PDF

By Victoria Zackheim

There’s not anything humorous approximately loss of life … or is there? Malachy McCourt, Jacquelyn Mitchard, and 22 extra proportion hilarious and relocating tales of confronting loss of life. Exit Laughing makes dying extra approachable because it finds the humorous facet of “passing on.” As painful because it is to lose a family member, Exit Laughing shows us that during occasions of grief, humor may help us with coping or even healing. 
 
Best-selling writer Amy Ferris explains how her mother’s dementia resulted in an everlasting ban from an airline. Ellen Sussman writes of flying her mother's physique domestic and staring at the burial dresser spill out at the luggage carousel. Broadway and tv actor Richard McKenzie stocks the riotous tale of a funeral procession led by means of a misplaced hearse. Bonnie Garvin even manages to discover a heavy dose of darkish humor in her mom and dad’ 3 unsuccessful makes an attempt at a double suicide. those tales, besides stories from Joshua Braff, Barbara Graham, Dianne Rinehart, and extra, represent a ebook whose goal is to remind readers that after facing sickness, getting older, and death, there's a tremendous position for laugh-out-loud humor.

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Download E-books Gumption: Relighting the Torch of Freedom with America's Gutsiest Troublemakers PDF

The famous person of Parks and Recreation and writer of the New York occasions bestseller Paddle your personal Canoe returns with a moment booklet that humorously highlights twenty-one figures from our nation’s heritage, from her inception to give day—Nick’s own pantheon of “great Americans.”

To hundreds of thousands of individuals, Nick Offerman is the US. either Nick and his personality, Ron Swanson, are identified for his or her humor and patriotism in equivalent measure.

After the nice luck of his autobiography, Paddle your personal Canoe, Offerman now specializes in the lives of these who encouraged him. From George Washington to Willie Nelson, he describes twenty-one heroic figures and why they encourage in him such nice which means. He’ll mix either critical historical past with lighthearted humor—comparing, say, Benjamin Franklin’s abstinence from daylight hours ingesting to Nick’s personal sage refusal to hitch his building staff in getting plastered that allows you to paintings. the subject material also will enable Offerman to expound upon his favourite issues, which readers like to hear—areas corresponding to faith, politics, woodworking and handcrafting, agriculture, creativity, philosophy, type, and, in fact, meat.

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Download E-books Bear With Me: What They Don't Tell You About Pregnancy and New Motherhood PDF

By Diane Flacks

Toronto comedy writer/performer Diane Flacks has written a frank and humorous account of her being pregnant and the 1st months together with her child. within the twenty-first century, it really is tough to visualize that having a child remains to be shrouded in secrecy and mythology. And but many ladies plow through their being pregnant with a feeling of isolation and with out an outlet to specific their fears, doubts, and sweetness. there's a lot more to being pregnant than what to anticipate whilst You’re looking ahead to. In undergo With Me, readers will observe the reality approximately being pregnant – poignantly and hilariously. you will need to understand how Dr. Sears indicates you're employed a nasal aspirator, yet how do you get via your 30th day of morning affliction with out taking pictures someone?!

Diane Flacks, who has written for children within the corridor and seemed with the Royal Canadian Air Farce, is open approximately her personal stories: facing hormonal temper swings and a altering physique picture, intercourse with a burgeoning abdominal, what fairly occurs within the labour room, and (horror of horrors) changing into your mother. Flacks is witty, urbane, and refreshingly sincere. In undergo With Me readers will discover a voice that welcomes, doesn't pass judgement on or conceal, and may make you snort out loud.

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Download E-books Fact. Fact. Bullsh*t!: Learn the Truth and Spot the Lie on Everything from Tequila-Made Diamonds to Tetris's Soviet Roots-Plus Tons of Other Totally Random Facts from Science, History, and Beyond! PDF

By Neil Patrick Stewart

Imagine you could spot the fake?
Think back. It's going to be much tougher than you think that to select the BS. each one access hides one well-crafted fib between a couple of unimaginable truths. And it's as much as you to determine what's attention-grabbing and what's fabricated on every thing from koala bears to Confucius to high-fructose corn syrup.
Was Cleopatra the final Egyptian pharaoh?
Can you really make diamonds out of tequila?
Is the platypus really poisonous?
A turn of the web page unearths even if you're wrong or right in addition to additional info at the actual trivia--and why you might've fallen for the faux truth. You'll really want to understand your sh*t when you plan on safely calling bullsh*t.

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Download E-books Le dernier héros (Les annales du Dique-monde, Tome 27) PDF

By Terry Pratchett

C’est une légende vivante, le plus grand héros du Disque-monde.
Il se souvient encore du temps de los angeles grande aventure.
Il se souvient du temps où les héros n’avaient pas à se soucier de clôtures ni de procès ni des contraintes de los angeles civilisation.
Il se souvient du temps où l’on ne se faisait pas enguirlander pour avoir abattu des dragons.
Mais il ne se souvient pas toujours où il a rangé son dentier.
Et c’est agaçant.
Alors, à l. a. tête de ses vieux (très vieux) compagnons de l. a. Horde d’Argent, Cohen le Barbare s’est mis en marche pour sa dernière quête. À l’assaut de Cori Celesti, le Moyeu du Disque-monde, l. a. montagne où résident les dieux.
Il leur rapporte, lui le dernier héros, ce que le most well known leur a volé. Avec les intérêts. On frémit. l. a. fin du monde est proche.
Va encore falloir s’y coller.

Avec une pléiade de vedettes confirmées, de l’ineffable et calamiteux Rincevent au capitaine Carotte du Guet municipal d’Ankh-Morpork, et l’exceptionnelle participation de Léonard de Quirm, artiste et inventeur génial.
Une aventure qui vous entraînera tout autour du Disque et jusqu’à l. a. demeure des dieux…

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Download E-books Stop Tweeting Boring Sh*t: The New Rules of Work PDF

By Division of Labor

The hot iteration of staff wishes a brand new office handbook designed to provide an explanation for the actual norms, limitations, and expectancies of the modern workplace setting and aid them navigate the cutthroat fact of a cubicled nine to five. input Stop Tweeting dull Sh*t, a guide of vintage-style public provider bulletins addressing glossy place of work matters, together with such gem stones as: "If you don't have anything great to claim, electronic mail it," "If it doesn't have a gathering invite, it didn't happen," and "Nothing strong comes from hitting 'reply all.'" With lots of revealing (and genuine) office statistics peppered all through, plus a good sized cease Tweeting uninteresting Sh*t pull-out poster to hold within the cubicle, this colourful consultant deals simply the incentive children have to hunker down and get to paintings.

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Download E-books The Wit and Wisdom of Discworld PDF

By Terry Pratchett, Stephen Briggs

For greater than twenty years, Terry Pratchett has been regaling readers with stories of Discworld—a flat international balanced at the backs of 4 elephants, that are status at the again of a big turtle, flying via area. it's a global populated via ineffectual wizards and sharp-as-tacks witches, via drained policemen and devious dictators, by way of reformed thieves and vampires who've sworn to drink no blood. it's a international that's drastically diversified from our personal . . . other than whilst it isn't.

Now, in The Wit and knowledge of Discworld, numerous nuggets of Pratchett's witty statement and sagacious observations were compiled via Pratchett professional Stephen Briggs, a guy who, they are saying, understands much more approximately Discworld than Terry Pratchett.

Within those pages, you will find musings on:

  • Interior decorating: "It's a truth identified through the universes that regardless of how conscientiously the colours are selected, institutional decor finally ends up as both vomit eco-friendly, unmentionable brown, nicotine yellow, or surgical equipment purple. by means of a few little-understood means of sympathetic resonance, corridors painted in these shades regularly odor a bit of boiled cabbage—even if no cabbage is ever cooked within the vicinity." (Equal Rites)
  • Travel: "Any pro visitor quickly learns to prevent something wanted on them as a 'regional speciality,' simply because the entire time period capability is that the dish is so disagreeable the folks dwelling all over else will chew off their very own legs instead of consume it. yet hosts nonetheless press it upon far away visitors besides: 'Go on, have the dog's head crammed with macerated cabbage and red meat noses—it's a neighborhood speciality.'" (The final Continent)
  • Young men: "And then there has been the younger male stroll. at the least girls swung in basic terms their hips. younger males swung every thing, from the shoulders down. you need to try and occupy loads of house. It makes you glance higher, like a tomcat fluffing his tail. the men attempted to stroll vast in self-defense opposed to all these different sizeable boys available in the market. i am undesirable, i am fierce, i am cool, i would like a pint of shandy and me mam desires me domestic through nine." (Monstrous Regiment)
  • Class: "'Old cash' intended that it were made goodbye in the past that the black deeds that had initially crammed the coffers have been now traditionally beside the point. humorous, that; a brigand for a father used to be whatever you stored quiet approximately, yet a slave-taking pirate for a great-great-great-grandfather was once whatever to boast of over the port. Time grew to become the evil bastards into rogues, and rogue used to be a note with a twinkle in its eye and not anything to be ashamed of." (Making Money)

. . . and extra! Culled from the entire Discworld novels, The Wit and knowledge of Discworld confirms Pratchett's position within the pantheon of serious satirists and proves why the Chicago Tribune has praised his Discworld as "entertaining and gloriously humorous . . . an accomplishment not anything in need of magical."

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