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By Mandy Smith

Shortlisted for The People’s booklet Prize 2015.


Mandy Smith spent twelve years strutting down the aisles as certainly one of Richard Branson’s horny and sassy flight attendants. In Cabin Fever she tells the great, the undesirable and the downright naughty stories of existence within the air.

From facing projectile vomit and megastar tantrums to sipping Manhattans and procuring in ny, this is often riotous reliable enjoyable. Set opposed to a backdrop of unique destinations, the forged of zany characters contains each person from Courtney like to Sir Richard himself.

Mandy’s jet-setting task allowed her to look the globe for Mr correct, which led her to many steamy amorous affairs. She even joined the Mile excessive membership, even though now not with an ungainly quickie within the bathroom yet a leisurely bonk in a Cessna. She’s no Virgin, and in-flight leisure hasn't ever been so risqué!

‘This enjoyable learn dishes on what it really is wish to stay along with your head actually within the clouds - from in-flight fist fights to sneaky intercourse at Luna Park in the course of a Sydney stopover.’

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What the hell have you ever installed my meals? ” “Oh yeah … that’s from the 1st officer,” I stated. He grabbed the piece of paper, picked up my fluffy crimson pen and scribbled a message to Gemma. “There, you could inform your first officer I did wake up,” he acknowledged. “Despite your cooking. ” Robbie finally lower back to his flat mattress for a kip at round 2am. “Wake me up an hour prior to we land will you, Mandy? ” he acknowledged with a wink. “I desire not less than 3 espressos prior to I face the paps. ” He lower back ten mins later, peeping his head round the galley curtain, in his Virgin sleep go well with, having a look really forlorn. “I desire you haven’t get back for extra chocolates,” I stated. “They’re all long past – you’ve eaten all of them. ” Robbie pointed to his waist. “It’s me toggle, Mandy … I’ve misplaced it – i feel it’s caught around the again – look,” he stated, tugging the waistband of his trousers up over his chest, “they won’t not sleep. ” “My skirt is simply as bad,” I stated. “Look at this. ” I pulled my purple hipster skirt as much as my chest too, in order that my skirt now resembled a sixties mini costume, and we either pranced concerning the galley fooling around and ever so a little bit hypoxic. “Here, permit me,” I stated, achieving for Robbie’s pyjama bottoms. I bunched up the material and slipped my little finger into the sleeve of his waistband and, with my nail, teased out the plastic stopper on the finish of the drawstring and pulled out Robbie’s toggle. “There you go,” I stated. “Problem solved. ” Robbie glanced down at his toggle. “How did you deal with that? ” he stated. “I’ve been sitting right here for a while attempting to get that out. ” “You simply want a little persistence, Robbie. ” I blurted out, no longer realising my pretend pas. As he retied his pyjamas he randomly requested, “Do you've got a boyfriend, Mandy? ” I shook my head. “What are you love? definite, i've got – we’ve been jointly for a number of years. ” “That’s a pity,” he joked. “Thanks for solving me toggle, notwithstanding. I’m off to mattress now. ” “’Night, Robbie,” I stated, “Sleep good. ” I didn’t quite have a boyfriend at this element, yet I wasn’t going to inform Robbie that. not like the various different ladies on board that evening, I wasn’t enthusiastic about relationship celebrities. I couldn’t reflect on whatever worse than being stalked through the paparazzi or being recognized just for my dating with a megastar. I knew a couple of hosties who had affairs with celebs – and footballers – and that’s all they ever amounted to: short affairs. certainly one of my colleagues, Christina, a impressive six-foot blonde, dated comic Russell model for your time. He pursued her on a brand new York flight via writing his cellular quantity on an top category serviette and asking one other hostie to cross it to the “Amazonian goddess down the back”. They went out for months and, even though I don’t be aware of the whole fine details of what went on, Christina defined their dating as being “like a rollercoaster ride”. one other stewardess, Dianne, advised us how she’d as soon as shagged a tv presenter at a celebration. every week after the deed he seemed on certainly one of her flights … along with his female friend. Dianne made him squirm by means of continually going over to his seat and asking, “Is there something i will get for you, sir?

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